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Today I read an article about how to create a zombie.  Whatever did it would have to partially disable the cerebellum, witch controls coordination.  The most likely thing that would do this is called a prion.  Not a virus, and not even a living thing, a prion is almost impossible to destroy.  The first prion infection(not modified to become a zombie infection) was discovered in the early 1950's, in papau new guinea, when member of a tribe were found to be afflicted with a strange tremble, and occasionally the would burst out into uncontrollable laughter.  By the early 60's, doctors had traced the source back to the tribe's canibalistic funeral practices, witch included brain eating.(YUCK.) The key would be to attatch a prion to a virus, so it would spread quickly throughout the population.  20 volunteers have already been turned into zombies at the reasearch station in antarctica.  One has escaped.




PS,last 2 sentences were FAKE